Petrichor and Sunflowers

My good sir, do you have a question?   Pleasure to have you for dinner~   Welcome to the small corner of the universe, where things are filled with funnies, cats, and fuckcluster blog.

I am always approachable, please feel free to talk with me or ask any questions you might have. I love conversation.

Enjoy your stay ^^

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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— 12 hours ago with 110633 notes
#omg  #advertising 
saepefidelis:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

saepefidelis:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: kaktusist, via scarecrowartist)

— 12 hours ago with 188624 notes
#kthulhu 

SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:What’s one thing you can’t live without?
— 12 hours ago with 301347 notes
#spoopy 
steffanidark27:

krwebb:

animalwelfarists:

(via DVM Multimedia)

Good to know.

Also, in my experience, when my dog had just finished having a seizure, he was dazed for a few minutes after, and I HAD to stay with him, because he would run into things and KEEP GOING, like he didn’t recognize there was something stopping him. When I wasn’t home, he had a seizure and forced himself into a metal barred fence and I had to saw/cut a bar off to get him out. Most of the time I would just sit on a chair or a couch and he would have his head pressed against my knees, just pushing and pushing, trying to walk through me until he became aware again. He didn’t respond to voices or touches for that time either.

steffanidark27:

krwebb:

animalwelfarists:

(via DVM Multimedia)

Good to know.

Also, in my experience, when my dog had just finished having a seizure, he was dazed for a few minutes after, and I HAD to stay with him, because he would run into things and KEEP GOING, like he didn’t recognize there was something stopping him. When I wasn’t home, he had a seizure and forced himself into a metal barred fence and I had to saw/cut a bar off to get him out. Most of the time I would just sit on a chair or a couch and he would have his head pressed against my knees, just pushing and pushing, trying to walk through me until he became aware again. He didn’t respond to voices or touches for that time either.

— 12 hours ago with 10205 notes
#animals 

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

image

LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

(via steffanidark27)

— 12 hours ago with 283262 notes
#dogs 

mrs-reckless-with-a-capital-r:

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

crYING

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— 12 hours ago with 382412 notes
#important 
maleinstructor:

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.
Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.
 “…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

maleinstructor:

In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.

Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.


“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”

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— 12 hours ago with 12917 notes
#photo  #nsfw  #favorite 
Anonymous asked: What would be the best way to capture someone who is a skilled, experienced fighter with a very high pain tolerance?


Answer:

howtofightwrite:

A tazer. It doesn’t matter how badass your character thinks they are, when your nervous system is shorted out by an electrical current, you cannot fight.

After that, anything you can use to cripple them quickly, like a crowbar or sledgehammer to the knee will work.

Pointing a gun at their head along with with ten or twenty of your buddies and giving them a choice between becoming the new flavor of chunky salsa sweetmeat or coming quietly is probably your best bet.

If that fails, numbers will end your lone experienced fighter. It doesn’t matter if you’re Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris, you cannot fight a crowd. Combat experience and training can give you the tools to briefly juggle a few people, effectively, but the key word there is, “briefly.”

It doesn’t matter how awesome or badass you think your character is, they can’t take a crowd and win.

Pain tolerance only keeps them going when they’ve suffered an injury that doesn’t actually impair their ability to fight. But, when you’re receiving injuries that are going to make fighting impossible, like breaking an arm, for example, the pain isn’t actually important. You can’t use that arm, no matter how strong your will to fight is.

You can’t make a character superhuman without actually saying, “screw this, I’m giving them superpowers.” The way you take out a lone combatant is basically going to be the same. Overwhelm them.

-Starke

— 12 hours ago with 138 notes
#reference  #nights story  #writing 

maeglinhiei:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

The Hansens.

(via the-little-star-prince)

— 13 hours ago with 87507 notes
#animals  #video 

DC Comics meme | most memorable death
Jason Todd/Robin II

"It begins where it ended. With pain… dealt from a familiar face. With a ticking clock. With a hero coming to the rescue. But this time… unlike the many times before, he would fail. And the hero whose quest was built upon tragedy, who sought vengeance to quell the pain of grief, found himself once again face to face with death.

A death of a partner. A death of a friend. A death in the family."

(via detective-comics)

— 13 hours ago with 1270 notes
#batman